I follow advertising like most people follow sports. And since there’s no ESPN for advertising (yet), it is left to the dedicated...

If you’ve ever seen the movie Friday Night Lights, then you know what a big deal high school football is in Texas. The movie didn’t...

Butterfly, butterfly. Wings on an urban sky. You get so high. Yeah, you get so high. In the urban sky. Sweet butterfly. When I got my...

For some reason, I’ve built up a bit of a following in the UK. Maybe it’s the Monty Python reference in the Kingdom of Failure logo. I...

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who say The Godfather is their favorite movie of all time. And those who don’t. I am...

When I was about 13, my mom and dad took us all to Colorado on a ski trip. Growing up in Houston, I had never seen snow or mountains...

Just as there can be no light without darkness, no love without hate, and no victory without defeat; so too can there be no Kingdom of...

I grew up in Houston and got my first ad job in Chicago. There are two kinds of people who grow up in Texas. The ones who never leave and...

I think most people can agree that Michael Douglas will be most famously remembered for his role as Gordon Gecko in the movie, Wall...

I was at my first job in Detroit and I was doing well. I had gotten lucky with some work that won a few awards and got me a little press....

The guy who works on my car is named Jurgen. He’s of some sort of Eastern European descent. I don’t know where exactly. He doesn’t do...

Locust Abortion Technician was the third studio release from The Butthole Surfers. The album’s first song, “Sweat Loaf”, begins with an...

As a hard-working copywriter, who’s been living by the pen for quite a while now, I’ve made a lot of ads. Some are good. Some are bad....

Before Covid hit, the main topic of advertising discussion was: What does the ad agency of the future look like? What’s the model going...

The first thing about this story that’s pretty crucial is that I didn’t really work for Bob Seger. The purpose of this blog is to tell...

The first thing I thought to myself was holy shit that woman can really curse. At first, I thought she was in a bad mood or had a...

I can’t think of too many jobs that require a writer to come up with as many ideas as quickly and as often as an advertising copywriter...

I took a detour after Los Angeles because things had started to get a little dicey out there. And when you see the word dicey and Los...

I was a real bratty little shit when I started in this business. I totally thought I was hot stuff and I wish I could go back in time and...

One time I was working at an agency and as often happens, an emergency came up. In advertising an emergency can be anything from the...