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In the clearing stands a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of every glove that laid him down And cut him ‘til...

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WE OPEN ON A CONFERENCE ROOM IN A TYPICAL OFFICE BUILDING. THE COMPANY’S SENIOR LEADERSHIP IS FILING INTO THE ROOM TO GO OVER THE...

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Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there. Let me see a sea of hands. I want everybody to kick up some noise. I wanna...

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Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon Meet me on the other side Ooh,...

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The screen door slams. Mary's dress sways. Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays. A few years ago, I read Bruce...