Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there. Let me see a sea of hands. I want everybody to kick up some noise. I wanna...

Believe it or not, until a few weeks ago, I had never sat in a Tesla I see them all the time. Mainly because my kids spot them when we’re...

We are violence and disco. The violence is all around us. There used to be pockets that were relatively safe. But now they too are filled...

Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon Meet me on the other side Ooh,...

Things change. The earth does indeed revolve around the sun. And every time it does a little something happens to it. Especially in...

I'm as bad as they come Number two to no one I've got looks, I've got brains And I'm breakin' these chains. Make some room now Dig what...

The screen door slams. Mary's dress sways. Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays. A few years ago, I read Bruce...

I think I once felt happiness. A state of bliss. A candy kiss. But I had missed. It was not this. Not happiness. It was loneliness. I’d...

“Four dogs went to the wilderness. Only three came back. Two dogs died from Guinea Worm. The other died from, you. Jack Kerouac.” — ...

It’s quite possible that one of the emerging stylistic traits in my writing is a fondness for the usage of a bold headline with an...

I’ll remember the way that you took to the mornin’. For the rest of my life and for the rest of the day. It came up upon me, without any...

Junior year in college I was living in a house with four other guys off of South Lamar in Austin. It was one of those houses that gets...

Dave: I need everyone just to give me some space. Stacie: Like, you don’t want us in here? Brian: You want us to leave? Dave: It’s an...

First of all, I’m not talking about ads that lie. Believe it or not, most advertising pretty much tells the truth. It may dress it up a...

If you believe what you read in the Old Testament– and these days who doesn’t– then you know the story of Moses. To summarize: a burning...

I get into a lot of arguments. Thankfully, they are mostly with myself. And when they are with other people, they are usually about...

I’m feeling down. You’re not around. And I’ve been stuck in this town for so long it’s got under my skin. I’m feeling low. No place to...

It’s really not that difficult. The truth is, we probably make it a lot harder than it actually needs to be. We do it to ourselves. We...

There used to be this thing called advertising. Man, was it a blast. We had so much fucking fun working in this thing called advertising,...

The screen door is broke and there’s a Dodge on the lawn. The neighbor keeps wondering what the fuck’s going on. So, he peeks in the...