I could bill so many hours Sitting in their ivory towers, Sipping coffee or just chatting with Elaine; They’d pay me just to show up And...

Think big. Think fast. Think outside the box. Even though you live in a box and you work in a box, on a box, at a job that you drove to...

Cameron Day’s second book, Spittin’ Chiclets, is a damn good book. That’s a subjective statement but having read it, at least you can...

I have a shitty memory. And when I say that I have a shitty memory, I don’t mean that I have trouble remembering things. I mean that I...

Writers talk a lot about finding their voice. In advertising you don’t really use your voice. Sometimes you use your voice. But in...

WE OPEN ON A CONFERENCE ROOM IN A TYPICAL OFFICE BUILDING. THE COMPANY’S SENIOR LEADERSHIP IS FILING INTO THE ROOM TO GO OVER THE...

There will be times in your life when you feel two feet tall. Surrounded by giants. You’re cornered. You stand with your back to the...

Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there. Let me see a sea of hands. I want everybody to kick up some noise. I wanna...

Believe it or not, until a few weeks ago, I had never sat in a Tesla I see them all the time. Mainly because my kids spot them when we’re...

We are violence and disco. The violence is all around us. There used to be pockets that were relatively safe. But now they too are filled...

Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon Meet me on the other side Ooh,...

Things change. The earth does indeed revolve around the sun. And every time it does a little something happens to it. Especially in...

I'm as bad as they come Number two to no one I've got looks, I've got brains And I'm breakin' these chains. Make some room now Dig what...

The screen door slams. Mary's dress sways. Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays. A few years ago, I read Bruce...

I think I once felt happiness. A state of bliss. A candy kiss. But I had missed. It was not this. Not happiness. It was loneliness. I’d...

“Four dogs went to the wilderness. Only three came back. Two dogs died from Guinea Worm. The other died from, you. Jack Kerouac.” — ...

It’s quite possible that one of the emerging stylistic traits in my writing is a fondness for the usage of a bold headline with an...

I’ll remember the way that you took to the mornin’. For the rest of my life and for the rest of the day. It came up upon me, without any...

Junior year in college I was living in a house with four other guys off of South Lamar in Austin. It was one of those houses that gets...

Dave: I need everyone just to give me some space. Stacie: Like, you don’t want us in here? Brian: You want us to leave? Dave: It’s an...