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I owe Styx an apology. A few posts back I was talking about Kanye West hating on the Jews. I said being hated by Kanye West is like being...
I owe Styx an apology. A few posts back I was talking about Kanye West hating on the Jews. I said being hated by Kanye West is like being...
Johnny’s at the agency Underpaid outrageously I’m on my last chance Scrapin’ by on freelance The man in the Hathaway shirt With an...
VISUAL: WE OPEN IN THE COLD GREY STILLNESS OF A FOREBODING FOREST AS THE FIRST RAYS OF LIGHT ATTEMPT TO PENETRATE THE MISTY MORNING FOG...
When you google how to make a board you get a bunch of Pinterest stuff. Keep going and you get some great ideas on how to make your own...
People who know that I’m Jewish sometimes ask me what I do at Christmas. I tell them, "I celebrate Christmas." I don’t go to church. I...
He was a failure, as a sailor. Every ship he ever sailed on sunk. He was a flop, as a cop. Because he showed up for every shift drunk. He...
You're probably expecting me to walk that headline back pretty quickly. I’ll give it a shot. Being Jewish sucks. It’s probably not as bad...
In the clearing stands a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of every glove that laid him down And cut him ‘til...
I could bill so many hours Sitting in their ivory towers, Sipping coffee or just chatting with Elaine; They’d pay me just to show up And...
Think big. Think fast. Think outside the box. Even though you live in a box and you work in a box, on a box, at a job that you drove to...
Cameron Day’s second book, Spittin’ Chiclets, is a damn good book. That’s a subjective statement but having read it, at least you can...
I have a shitty memory. And when I say that I have a shitty memory, I don’t mean that I have trouble remembering things. I mean that I...
Writers talk a lot about finding their voice. In advertising you don’t really use your voice. Sometimes you use your voice. But in...
WE OPEN ON A CONFERENCE ROOM IN A TYPICAL OFFICE BUILDING. THE COMPANY’S SENIOR LEADERSHIP IS FILING INTO THE ROOM TO GO OVER THE...
There will be times in your life when you feel two feet tall. Surrounded by giants. You’re cornered. You stand with your back to the...
Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there. Let me see a sea of hands. I want everybody to kick up some noise. I wanna...
Believe it or not, until a few weeks ago, I had never sat in a Tesla I see them all the time. Mainly because my kids spot them when we’re...
We are violence and disco. The violence is all around us. There used to be pockets that were relatively safe. But now they too are filled...
Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon Meet me on the other side Ooh,...
Things change. The earth does indeed revolve around the sun. And every time it does a little something happens to it. Especially in...