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If I Only Had a Brain

I could bill so many hours Sitting in their ivory towers, Sipping coffee or just chatting with Elaine; They’d pay me just to show up And...

Ode to Unfortunate Truth

Think big. Think fast. Think outside the box. Even though you live in a box and you work in a box, on a box, at a job that you drove to...

Finding Your Voice

Writers talk a lot about finding their voice. In advertising you don’t really use your voice. Sometimes you use your voice. But in...

What To Do When Nothing Works

There will be times in your life when you feel two feet tall. Surrounded by giants. You’re cornered. You stand with your back to the...

Kick Out The Jams, Motherf#ckers!

Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there. Let me see a sea of hands. I want everybody to kick up some noise. I wanna...

Dreamweaver Part 1—The Best Of

Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon Meet me on the other side Ooh,...

Baby did a bad, bad thing.

Things change. The earth does indeed revolve around the sun. And every time it does a little something happens to it. Especially in...

The Centipede’s Dilemma

The screen door slams. Mary's dress sways. Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays. A few years ago, I read Bruce...

The Man Who Sits Alone Typing

I think I once felt happiness. A state of bliss. A candy kiss. But I had missed. It was not this. Not happiness. It was loneliness. I’d...

The Richest Man I Know

I’ll remember the way that you took to the mornin’. For the rest of my life and for the rest of the day. It came up upon me, without any...

How to keep on livin’ in advertising.

Junior year in college I was living in a house with four other guys off of South Lamar in Austin. It was one of those houses that gets...

Just Another Day at the Office

Dave: I need everyone just to give me some space. Stacie: Like, you don’t want us in here? Brian: You want us to leave? Dave: It’s an...

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