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Baby Corn Farmer.

I can’t think of too many jobs that require a writer to come up with as many ideas as quickly and as often as an advertising copywriter...

Winning Worst.

I was a real bratty little shit when I started in this business. I totally thought I was hot stuff and I wish I could go back in time and...

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.

One time I was working at an agency and as often happens, an emergency came up. In advertising an emergency can be anything from the...

Sitting in buildings until midnight.

I spent the last 25 years of my life sitting in buildings until midnight. I did it willingly because I believed that was what it took to...

It's a balancing act.

They want you to be fiercely passionate about the work. But for Heaven’s sake, don’t be difficult about it. They want you to defend your...

Be my David Bowie.

I believe Lou Reed’s Transformer is one of the best albums of all time. The whole thing is great— but stand-outs are Satellite of Love,...

You sir, are no Eric.

There’s this guy at the agency I used to work at named Eric. Awesome guy. I love Eric. Everyone loves Eric. He’s just one of those people...

 

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