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Bodges. Skips. Faffing around.

For some reason, I’ve built up a bit of a following in the UK. Maybe it’s the Monty Python reference in the Kingdom of Failure logo. I...

The power of negativity.

Just as there can be no light without darkness, no love without hate, and no victory without defeat; so too can there be no Kingdom of...

The most creative city in America.

I grew up in Houston and got my first ad job in Chicago. There are two kinds of people who grow up in Texas. The ones who never leave and...

Baby Corn Farmer.

I can’t think of too many jobs that require a writer to come up with as many ideas as quickly and as often as an advertising copywriter...

Winning Worst.

I was a real bratty little shit when I started in this business. I totally thought I was hot stuff and I wish I could go back in time and...

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.

One time I was working at an agency and as often happens, an emergency came up. In advertising an emergency can be anything from the...

Sitting in buildings until midnight.

I spent the last 25 years of my life sitting in buildings until midnight. I did it willingly because I believed that was what it took to...

It's a balancing act.

They want you to be fiercely passionate about the work. But for Heaven’s sake, don’t be difficult about it. They want you to defend your...

 

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