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Everyone knows that the Nashville Addy Awards are the Iowa caucuses of the advertising awards season. The importance of this show is...

I owe Styx an apology. A few posts back I was talking about Kanye West hating on the Jews. I said being hated by Kanye West is like being...

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You're probably expecting me to walk that headline back pretty quickly. I’ll give it a shot. Being Jewish sucks. It’s probably not as bad...

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I have a shitty memory. And when I say that I have a shitty memory, I don’t mean that I have trouble remembering things. I mean that I...

Writers talk a lot about finding their voice. In advertising you don’t really use your voice. Sometimes you use your voice. But in...

WE OPEN ON A CONFERENCE ROOM IN A TYPICAL OFFICE BUILDING. THE COMPANY’S SENIOR LEADERSHIP IS FILING INTO THE ROOM TO GO OVER THE...

There will be times in your life when you feel two feet tall. Surrounded by giants. You’re cornered. You stand with your back to the...