kingdom logo tiff.tiff
 
Search

Being Jewish Sucks

You're probably expecting me to walk that headline back pretty quickly. I’ll give it a shot. Being Jewish sucks. It’s probably not as bad...

I'll Give It One More Day

In the clearing stands a boxer And a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of every glove that laid him down And cut him ‘til...

If I Only Had a Brain

I could bill so many hours Sitting in their ivory towers, Sipping coffee or just chatting with Elaine; They’d pay me just to show up And...

Ode to Unfortunate Truth

Think big. Think fast. Think outside the box. Even though you live in a box and you work in a box, on a box, at a job that you drove to...

Finding Your Voice

Writers talk a lot about finding their voice. In advertising you don’t really use your voice. Sometimes you use your voice. But in...

What To Do When Nothing Works

There will be times in your life when you feel two feet tall. Surrounded by giants. You’re cornered. You stand with your back to the...

Kick Out The Jams, Motherf#ckers!

Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there. Let me see a sea of hands. I want everybody to kick up some noise. I wanna...

Dreamweaver Part 1—The Best Of

Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon Meet me on the other side Ooh,...

Baby did a bad, bad thing.

Things change. The earth does indeed revolve around the sun. And every time it does a little something happens to it. Especially in...

The Centipede’s Dilemma

The screen door slams. Mary's dress sways. Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays. A few years ago, I read Bruce...

The Man Who Sits Alone Typing

I think I once felt happiness. A state of bliss. A candy kiss. But I had missed. It was not this. Not happiness. It was loneliness. I’d...

The Richest Man I Know

I’ll remember the way that you took to the mornin’. For the rest of my life and for the rest of the day. It came up upon me, without any...

 

Thanks for submitting!